Monday, September 26, 2011

Children of the Corn: Genesis

Have you ever met someone who actually loved the original Children of the Corn? I sure haven't. Even Stephen King, who wrote the short story the film was based on, considers it an embarrassment. Made on a meager budget with King's name plastered all over the advertisements, it comes as no surprise that the film made a decent profit during its theatrical run. But considering the film's quality and the fact that it really doesn't have a fanbase at all, let alone a big one, it's rather baffling that the "Children" didn't die back there in 1984, but instead spawned one crappy direct-to-video sequel after another over a span of almost 30 years.

How the heck did that happen?!

Here we are now, in 2011, and once again we're given yet another tale of "He who walks behind the rows" in Children of the Corn: Genesis. Knowing how lame the series was right from the start, my decision to watch the 8th entry was obviously an odd choice, and I suppose that explains why the series is still around — No matter how hard we try to stay away, our morbid curiosity always gets the better of us. But in a rather shocking turn of events, I was left absolutely dumbfounded when I realized this latest sequel is actually (here it comes!) not that bad.

*Feel free to gasp*

As the film begins, we're introduced to a young couple stranded with a broken-down car on a deserted scenic route somewhere out in California. They wander along the road in search of a town, and find shelter in the isolated farm house of creepy old Preacher (Billy Drago) and his Russian mail-order bride. When the guests realize something is rotten in the state of Denmark and discover a child is being kept locked up in a shed out back, the couple find themselves trapped by an unseen force that refuses to let them leave.

The entirety of the film takes place in this one house and, in all honesty, not much really happens. Save for the quick 1973 prologue at the beginning of the film, there isn't any children-run-amok violence here that you would expect from this series. This is a shame, I suppose, but there are a number of other sequels that can quench that thirst, so I guess a different approach was necessary at this point. Instead of violence, the film relies on the mystery of it all as we're given a ghost-like apparition roaming the house, psychokinetic activity and twisty characters that can't be trusted.

All of it, admittedly, is rather bare, tame and underdeveloped and by the time the second half rolls around, it does get a bit cheesy. But when all is said and done, I actually quite like where the story ended up going, feeling like the whole film was just an ominous precursor for a much bigger story. Director Joel Soisson handled the material and miniscule budget surprisingly well, creating a polished, decently acted mystery that kept me entertained till the very end.

Considering the fact that Children of the Corn: Genesis is a low budget direct-to-video and the 7th sequel in a pretty damn cruddy series, I have to say it's reasonably successful for what it is. Based on these considerations, I'm going to give it a decently positive review. It was cheap entertainment and it worked for me, although I realize I'm probably in the minority on this one (if the minority consists of myself and no one else). If you feel like giving this one a chance, I say go for it. But bear in mind that it's a b-movie after all, so know what you're getting yourself into.

RATING:

Children of the Corn: Genesis

Have you ever met someone who actually loved the original Children of the Corn? I sure haven't. Even Stephen King, who wrote the short story the film was based on, considers it an embarrassment. Made on a meager budget with King's name plastered all over the advertisements, it comes as no surprise that the film made a decent profit during its theatrical run. But considering the film's quality and the fact that it really doesn't have a fanbase at all, let alone a big one, it's rather baffling that the "Children" didn't die back there in 1984, but instead spawned one crappy direct-to-video sequel after another over a span of almost 30 years.

How the heck did that happen?!

Here we are now, in 2011, and once again we're given yet another tale of "He who walks behind the rows" in Children of the Corn: Genesis. Knowing how lame the series was right from the start, my decision to watch the 8th entry was obviously an odd choice, and I suppose that explains why the series is still around — No matter how hard we try to stay away, our morbid curiosity always gets the better of us. But in a rather shocking turn of events, I was left absolutely dumbfounded when I realized this latest sequel is actually (here it comes!) not that bad.

*Feel free to gasp*

As the film begins, we're introduced to a young couple stranded with a broken-down car on a deserted scenic route somewhere out in California. They wander along the road in search of a town, and find shelter in the isolated farm house of creepy old Preacher (Billy Drago) and his Russian mail-order bride. When the guests realize something is rotten in the state of Denmark and discover a child is being kept locked up in a shed out back, the couple find themselves trapped by an unseen force that refuses to let them leave.

The entirety of the film takes place in this one house and, in all honesty, not much really happens. Save for the quick 1973 prologue at the beginning of the film, there isn't any children-run-amok violence here that you would expect from this series. This is a shame, I suppose, but there are a number of other sequels that can quench that thirst, so I guess a different approach was necessary at this point. Instead of violence, the film relies on the mystery of it all as we're given a ghost-like apparition roaming the house, psychokinetic activity and twisty characters that can't be trusted.

All of it, admittedly, is rather bare, tame and underdeveloped and by the time the second half rolls around, it does get a bit cheesy. But when all is said and done, I actually quite like where the story ended up going, feeling like the whole film was just an ominous precursor for a much bigger story. Director Joel Soisson handled the material and miniscule budget surprisingly well, creating a polished, decently acted mystery that kept me entertained till the very end.

Considering the fact that Children of the Corn: Genesis is a low budget direct-to-video and the 7th sequel in a pretty damn cruddy series, I have to say it's reasonably successful for what it is. Based on these considerations, I'm going to give it a decently positive review. It was cheap entertainment and it worked for me, although I realize I'm probably in the minority on this one (if the minority consists of myself and no one else). If you feel like giving this one a chance, I say go for it. But bear in mind that it's a b-movie after all, so know what you're getting yourself into.

RATING:

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Gamja! Gamja! Garlic Potato

While waiting for my BF to fetch me,I strolled at the basement of Robinson's Galleria in search for a nice finger food. I thought of going for donuts or potato corner but before i reach their booths, i found this new shop located just exactly right infront of the Supermarket.
It smelled very enticing so i told myself why not give it a try :)

Gamja! Gamja!


Gamja is a Korean term for 'potato'. It is derived from the Korean side dish called Gamja Jarim. However despite being Korean in Nature, Gamja!Gamja! is not too spicy, there's a slight kick and due to it having garlic, but its just very mild, it is very calming. Gamja Gamja's taste is adjusted to Filipino taste not being too spicy, a little sweet and flavorful due to the combination of corn syrup, and a little bit salty due to the soy sauce.. Its a little bit sticky but the potatoes are also a little bit crunchy on the outside, tender on the inside.(in my opinion it is nicer to include the peel)


they also come in nice packaging container with holes on top.
saves u from the mess

Gamja!Gamja! is available in three different sizes: Potpot- PhP39, Jaja PhP49 and Garlee size PhP59.


Heres a little sample recipe

Ingredients

2 potatoes, peeled and cut (not too big)
onion, sliced
1 tbsp red pepper paste
1 tsp red chili powder(optional)
2 cloves of garlic, crushed (adjust amt depends on your love for garlic)
1 carrot thinly sliced (optional)
1 tsp soy sauce
1 tsp sugar
1 tsp corn syrup or honey
sesame seeds for garnish

Cooking Instructions:
  1. Stir fry the potatoes and onions in oil. Its nicer when its browned and a little crispy on the corners
  2. Add the pepper paste, chili powder, garlic, soy sauce, sugar, corn syrup, and a little water.
  3. Cover and turn down the heat.
  4. Cook until the potatoes are tender.
  5. Serve with sesame seeds and carrot as garnish.

I miss Celestia Luna

Did I mentioned from an old post that i am currently playing an online game? Well, i do.. I am playing Celestia Luna and loving it :) just recently i've been very busy with work so rather than playing, i just rest as soon as i get home. I thought of sharing my Celestia Luna experience so here are a few pictures.

I used to play a different game (rpg) but i quitted when i moved to Singapore. During the stressful days,i really long to be home, however i can't. Philippines is too far to often travel back and forth, not only that, its also quite costly to be coming home so often. I know i needed a new environment so i could enjoy time and detress. I asked my bf to look for an onlinegame since i dont want to go back playing rose or reviving other online games,after being gone too long i'm sure it would be very hard to go back to a long playing rpg. I wanted something new but something free, something fast paced but is definitely not something thats item mall centered at all. Just a balance gaming where hardwork pays off. We tried Celestia Luna, and we loved it.


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This is my First Character, She is a Grand Master, wearing her typical gypsy
set, a smart worm, +13 athena hammer and her brand new Industrialist Hair that
makes her look like Tasartia. Lazy, i stopped levelling her after reaching a
good level. Quite a failure in path i took with her, very hard to solo, good aoe
but very slow cooltime. She stayed on my account, iuse her to shop, go around
the game and deal with buyers and seller. Was never deleted ans never will be
for she bears my name.


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These two bunny babes are my vendors. Sometimes i use both but normally i use
the yellow hair as i only vend on 1 char most of the time.. on a normal day my
shop contains crafted gems, crafted weapons like Dominator and Death Maker,
sometimes we also sell heaps of glasses and hats from Lucky 4th box bec it is
available from the item mall for only 10GP. In our unfortunate luck for getting
a pair of Hegemonic Rainbow, we ended up with tons of trashes that normallygoes
dragged outside and destroyed while the others with descent stats gets sold at a
cheaper price.



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My main char shopping around the town of Nera at channel 1.At the moment, vending in Celstia Luna is concentrated on one map only and only first 3 channel out of the many is enabled to putting up a shop.
PVP IN CELESTIA LUNA: PvP comes in between me and my bf after (1)change job (2)reset (3)new gears (4)bored
>:)


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My BF and I on our PVP, just testing my damage after getting my new BWL suit
from donation.

Lets Begin!
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this is me on my Sword Master winning over my BF whos a Magnus


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Now im dead :(


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Now its a Draw


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But still I won !!Yey!!


Whenever we make characters ingame, we always make a pair, we always make it a
point that the pair have a good team. This is my Assasin and this is my BFs
Warrior. My Assasin has stayed lvl 80 and ihave since then kept her at that
level for farming. She is stationed at Makas spot and changes channel to channel
when we are farming. This is one way i earn my money ingame. I farm..Faithfully
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GrandMaster ans Paladin.
Our First Few days in Celestia Luna. When my BF crafted our first pair of
wedding dresses.


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Assasin and Gladiator



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My Inquirer and my BFs Soul Arbiter.




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My Cardinal and BF's Paladin



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My SwordMaster and BF's Magnus


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My Assasin and Lower Boss Farmer.



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My SM and Naila Harbor Farmer


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My Second Main. My Cardinal. Since i was getting bored and bored playing with
myGrand Master myBF and i decided to make me a new char and since im quite
fascinated with Mages, plus the fact that most of mygears were for mage, we
decided to make me a Cardinal. I enjoyed every level playing with this cardinal.
She can solo, She is fast, great damage, high def, great buffs.


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My Third Main. My Inquirer. Almost as nice as the cardinal, great deal damager
and awsome buffs too.


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My Fourth Main. My SwordMaster. Definitely my only char that is not a mage
but he most i enjoyed amongst all my chars. Imba skills, capable of soloing,
great in PvP. This char is also my Naila Harbor Farmer.




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my cardinal on her farming set and on her levelling set



my archer in the making :)


BOSSES and FARMING


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My Makas farmer as she takes her rounds


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My SM and BFs Magnus as we take turns farming the 3 bosses in one region,
this area of the map has 3 bosses adjacent to each other.
Other Spots : We also farm in the
Gate of Alker for Powder and in Naila Harbor for Ingot


DATING DUNGEON !!
Lets go on a Date! This is the dating Dungeon of Celestia Luna, at the moment,
only characters with opposite genders can date each other (i dont know if they
will make changes in the future for same sex dating) Dating dungeon rooms are
divided in terms of level. It is a place where exp is so much higher and
monstersdefense are so much lower. Easy kill and easy EXP.


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FASHION !! FASHION!!

Hehehe. the photos below are taken after my bf and icompleted item mall sets for
all of our first 4 chars (at that time we onlyhave 2 chars each). Ofcourse i
wont miss it for another pictorial. We even made the chars danced together but
end up with this. not synced but definitely not any lesser cute.


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The two pictured below are my entries to one of the contest in Celestia Luna
Forums for DressUp your Character. I draw the dresses thru adobe Photoshop (just
a beginner kekeke) unfortunately i did not win, there are some other concepts
that are nicer, also i should have made a pair to show also how the guy costume
would look like.


My Sailor Inspired Sexy Babes


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GUILD

Well I said i am playing but i did notmentioned im living ingame so, i did not
join a single clan

in Celestia Luna instead my bf and I made a guild and put all our characters in there


so it is easy to communicate with each other even if using a diffrent char.


We created so many chars our guild points eventually enough to level the guild
to Grade 3.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

LaDonna Don't Like That: Blood Smearing

Horror movies can be so resourceful sometimes.

  • What should you do if you hear blood curdling screams in the dark? Assume it's the wind!

  • What should you do if your boyfriend goes missing, along with many other people? Get naked and take a shower!

  • What should you do if you receive threatening phone calls just after a lunatic escaped from an insane asylum? Ignore it!

Wait...what?

Okay, nevermind. Maybe the horror genre isn't the best place to look for answers to life's problems. Sometimes the actions of horror film characters can leave you scratching your head, but most of the time I'm able to forgive them as I find their stupidity to be quite charming.

Sometimes, however, I just can't let it slide. I don't know why, but the one particular thing that really drives me crazy is the smearing of blood. Someone will get blood dripped or sprayed all over their skin and clothing, at which point they figure the best thing to do is...smear it?

Case in point, see how it goes from this:












To this:













Or, even worse, from this:












To this:













WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!

Madness???  THIS...IS...SPAR—Why on earth would you assume that rubbing the blood all over the place would somehow make it better? I've been told, however, that smearing is the mark of a true man:





So maybe that explains it. But as you can see...smearing made him PIERCE THE FUCKING TOAST, proving my point that smearing is never a good thing. But of course, someone always has to be an idiot.

I HATE THAT!!! And I'm pretty sure LaDonna don't like that shit either...




LaDonna Don't Like That: Blood Smearing

Horror movies can be so resourceful sometimes.

  • What should you do if you hear blood curdling screams in the dark? Assume it's the wind!

  • What should you do if your boyfriend goes missing, along with many other people? Get naked and take a shower!

  • What should you do if you receive threatening phone calls just after a lunatic escaped from an insane asylum? Ignore it!

Wait...what?

Okay, nevermind. Maybe the horror genre isn't the best place to look for answers to life's problems. Sometimes the actions of horror film characters can leave you scratching your head, but most of the time I'm able to forgive them as I find their stupidity to be quite charming.

Sometimes, however, I just can't let it slide. I don't know why, but the one particular thing that really drives me crazy is the smearing of blood. Someone will get blood dripped or sprayed all over their skin and clothing, at which point they figure the best thing to do is...smear it?

Case in point, see how it goes from this:












To this:













Or, even worse, from this:












To this:













WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!

Madness???  THIS...IS...SPAR—Why on earth would you assume that rubbing the blood all over the place would somehow make it better? I've been told, however, that smearing is the mark of a true man:





So maybe that explains it. But as you can see...smearing made him PIERCE THE FUCKING TOAST, proving my point that smearing is never a good thing. But of course, someone always has to be an idiot.

I HATE THAT!!! And I'm pretty sure LaDonna don't like that shit either...